Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID

July 18, 2021

Jury still out if this is true or not, but how can we not publish! The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.

“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.” NY Post